Top 5 Worst Video Game Jobs

We’ve all had shitty jobs in our employment history.  Maybe not as bad as an elephant excrement catcher, but we all worked at the really low paying pizza delivery gig, or we had to rewind video tapes at the movie rental store on the overnight shift.  Hell, I’m betting some of you out there are reading this in that shitty job right now - as in at this very second.  You know what I’m talking about.

Video games on the other hand are the release we so desperately need from those shit-tastic jobs.  Sadly, a few of those crappy jobs have been put into those video games.  You might not have seen them while you were playing, but they were there, secretly behind the scenes (or I just made them up because it would be fun).  Read on for the full list.

The Most Boring Video Game Ever.....

In a normal city bus situation, you could run into a laundry list of crazy characters.  From weird homeless dudes who smell of piss, to crazy asians who don’t speak a word of English and smell of burned fried rice, you’re going to find it on a public transit bus.  But here in City Bus Simulator 2010, you’re just going to take Peggie (and other mindless patrons) from her accounts receivable job back to her shitty workplace at the trucking company on 5th Avenue.

Week's Pay For A Hard Day's Work

No, this is not me.  I had a better laptop than he had.

I don't think I've ever told this story to too many people before.  Not because it's not interesting or funny, but because it's time has passed.  It just wasn't relevant anymore after the news broke a story on this employer and their scheme.  After that, I don't see how this company could stay in business and continue to do what they were doing.  And before you say anything, no, I wasn't a callboy manwhore on Harry Hines Blvd (a notorious street in Dallas for hookers).  I was merely a young lad looking for a job who had just stepped out into the huge metropolis that is Dallas, Texas.

Sadly, Life Got In The Way......

With the invention of portable laptop PC's, tablets, high-powered internet-enabled cell phones, Twitter and Facebook, not to mention Google and the Blogger format on which I type, you would think that I would be more connected to the internet.

Sadly, this is where you're wrong.

It's Friday, So I Like To Fuck Off

With it being Friday and all, I like to fuck off in various ways throughout my day.  Not only at work, but with everything I do.  Seriously though people, we should band together, rise up and make Friday a real "fuck off" day in the work world.  Screw all that bullshit Occupy San Diego and Occupy Oakland (which I didn't even think WAS occupied because of the Raiders) people just go through the motions on Friday, show up for 8 hours and then go home.  Why go through the trouble of wasting money, gas, and time as you sit in traffic to come to the office and go home at the end of the day.  I say have everyone work from home on Friday.  Yeah that's right.  Everyone.  Respond to e-mails, set things up and prepare for the coming week, and be done for the day.  That's all you need to do on Friday.  I don't care if you're a CPA that still deals with paperwork or a guy out in the heat digging ditches.  There is something you can do on Friday to prepare for the next week.  And if you don't?  You need to quit your job because you and your job are worthless.