November 04, 2011

It's Friday, So I Like To Fuck Off

With it being Friday and all, I like to fuck off in various ways throughout my day.  Not only at work, but with everything I do.  Seriously though people, we should band together, rise up and make Friday a real "fuck off" day in the work world.  Screw all that bullshit Occupy San Diego and Occupy Oakland (which I didn't even think WAS occupied because of the Raiders) people just go through the motions on Friday, show up for 8 hours and then go home.  Why go through the trouble of wasting money, gas, and time as you sit in traffic to come to the office and go home at the end of the day.  I say have everyone work from home on Friday.  Yeah that's right.  Everyone.  Respond to e-mails, set things up and prepare for the coming week, and be done for the day.  That's all you need to do on Friday.  I don't care if you're a CPA that still deals with paperwork or a guy out in the heat digging ditches.  There is something you can do on Friday to prepare for the next week.  And if you don't?  You need to quit your job because you and your job are worthless.