That's it? Fucking pizza? I'm gonna fucking shove my cock so far inside your throat and make you gag on it that I want you to spit up part of your lung you stupid bitch. I work for 9 hours each day and I come home and the fucking dinner that you "slaved" over was picking up the phone and dialing someone else to do YOUR job. Unbelievable. You get what you deserved bitch. Now after we eat this shitty pizza I expect you to make me pie. Blueberry pie. With homemade whipped cream on top. That will teach you. And you just let me put it in your vagina and blow my seed. Stupid fucking cum dumpster.
September 10, 2010
June 30, 2010
Man, It's Been Awhile.
Right now the day job is going great I guess. I really just have to look busy and the people around me just leave me alone. There are some days that I really don't want to come to work because I know I'll be behind a computer all day just checking Facebook, reading funny internet stories and blogging. I can do that shit at home? Why do I need to wake up at 7:30am and go to work for that? I've continuously kind of molded and made my job into what I want. Now I'm able to reap the benefits of relaxing and doing the same old shit everyday. NOTHING!
I look at so much shit sometimes and open so many Firefox tabs that I crash my workstation. I guess 4GB of RAM and a Xeon 2.4GHz processor isn't good enough?
I've started a Word document now with about 3 full pages of just web links. Just videos I need to watch. It's my new Tivo. I feel empty or behind if I don't see all of the shit the internet has to offer that day. I keep wanting to go home after work and just sit there for hours and watch all of them, but there is this unmitigated force called Jen that lives in my cave as well. Can't really ignore the Grendel monster that hangs on the couch and reads all the damn time. Oops! Love you babe (if you read this). But back to what I was saying, I have a long list of things to watch, read and listen to, as well as write up for Loot Ninja.
April 06, 2010
Picture Of 1,000 Words Is Worth More.....
November 25, 2008 -
Well, I'm off to see the family in Tennessee, and figured I would leave you with some funny sayings that I ran across on the internet. Take them all to heart, there were a lot more but all of these tickled my fancy (and my cockles). This is my sense of humor. This is me through other peoples words. Take them for yourself, read them and enjoy them. Should make for an interesting read I promise you that........
See you guys on Tuesday of next week when I get back! You guys have a very safe and happy Thanksgiving. I'll be at happy hour on the next Tuesday (Dec. 2nd) to let everyone know what I think of Ghostbusters: The Video Game, and every subsequent Tuesday after that until I beat the game! WOOHOO! Still fucking excited about that shit........
Cheers,
Justin M.
Wolves Are Still Cool Right?
On my way into work the other day (I know I know, most of my blogs come from me driving) and I saw something incredibly funny that I figured I needed to tell you all about. I was sitting in traffic like I normally do around 7:40am or so and saw a big white Chevy 4x4 truck in the lane next to me on my right.
No biggie, trucks pass me all the time, I am one of those lame guys that leave about 5 car lengths in front of me to keep the flow of traffic moving. Love me or hate me and cut me off, it works and gets people through traffic faster. If you leave enough room to continue a flow of traffic it will continue to flow and then build up speed, until whats that? No more traffic jam! That's what I thought...........so SHUT YOUR FACE!
Things I Hear At Work
I have a pretty laid back work atmosphere where I go to work. I get to wear t-shirts and jeans to work every single muthafucking day. It's always a casual week for me. Fuck that "Casual Friday" bullshit in other places. I go casual every weekday or I don't go at all. That's how I roll bitches.
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