I'm Sick And Tired Of Being Sick And Tired......

Man, I really should come back around here more often. I promised to try and update this shit every week or so, but I've really slacked off on that promise. I honestly had no idea how troublesome, painful, and mind-boggingly intense buying a house is.

"Okay, here's a form that says that you won't rent the house your buying out to a homeless person, kill them, shit down their neck and dump their body in the back yard. And this form? This is the form that says you won't rent out the house to a homeless person, stab them and leave them for dead. It's kind of the same deal, but we couldn't put it on the same form as the killing, shitting, and dumping the body in the back yard form. Also, on that form, could you initial here? That's just saying that the excrement on the body an option."

Guy Finally Cums After 38 Years

This dude definitely has big meaty balls.

I just love the music that's featured with this video.  It's almost Top Gun music.  Like he went into the danger zone with his cum or something.  I'd have to agree with myself.  It's a normal bodily function (cumming) that needs to happen after the age of 16, probably once a week, if not more.  Just saying.....

Part of me wants to believe that this is real, but part of me knows that there is a fetish for guys that like to pump saline or other substances chemical substances into their ball-sack to inflate it.  We've all seen the huge dong pornos (and the ptyerydactyl porn) that feature coconut milk or something that looks like cum, but it's obviously too much.  

I'll let you guys decide.

Some See A Negative, I See A "Stump Fucker"

For everyone out there that doesn't follow me on a regular basis - okay, that's everyone - I work a second job as a valet car parking running-type person.  I take your car keys, get in your vehicle, and drive around for about 45 minutes to an hour until you come back outside and ask for it back.  Only if it's a good car though.  I run Neon's and Dodge Journeys into a fucking ditch.

Parting Ways Is Hard.....

It was a very weird moment the other day, as I sat there in front of my computer doing the Twisted Gamer Radio podcast for the final time.  I made a point to talk about all of the many great things that happened on our little slice of the internet called Loot-Ninja.com, but I also let people into the amount of shock and sadness that overcame me when I found out the news that the website is going away.

Spammers Are Stupid

We all get spammed from time to time.  From our e-mails to telemarketing phone calls, the spammers know no bounds.  But since the dawn of Prodigy and the instant message, spammers have taken up a new fight and seen fit to spam your messaging client with stupid links and offers for useless shit.

I once almost bought Canadian Exten-Z because it just felt good to buy something illegal.  Okay, so it might not be illegal, but it's certainly shady.

Yesterday was yet another one of those spamming IM's hitting my screen name.  It was from a very cute young girl (according to her avatar) named Cristen who thought she was awesome.  Well guess what?  She was incredibly stupid.

I enjoy fucking with spammers.  It's a glorious treat for me if I get to do it in a day.  There are no repercussions, no shame, and you can say whatever the fuck you want to them and not get looked down upon.  They are the scum of the Earth.  Nobody on the face of the planet (Westboro Baptist Church members, Mexicans who can't speak English, friends or racist white supremacists) all hate spammers.

I'm just exercising my asshole muscles for the big game (when there is a big game).