Listen, I love games. I do. There are certain gaming franchises out there that I will kill a newborn baby in order to get it months before everyone else does. But somehow, watching this dude get into this arcade version of Time Crisis makes me want to laugh at him. I guess it's because he's doing it in public, with his camouflage pants, tactical gloves, and sees fit to give out hand signals and reload his fake plastic gun. I sure as shit don't dress up in my N7 armor to play Mass Effect 3. Now where is that baby I just had......
