TGR Episode 6 - Explosive Video Game In The Anus?

I regularly visit a forum where every other day or so, they'll post a thread named "LOL And You Lose".  This is the picture that I lost to.  Having seen the "original picture", aptly called "Lemon Party", I felt you needed to see it too.  It has absolutely nothing to do with today's show, but I wanted to share this pic, and that's what you do with a blog right?


On today's Twisted Gamer Radio:

- US Judge Could Ban The Xbox 360
- EA Bashes Black Ops II Fan Boys
- Did Sony Make Mistakes With The PS3 Launch?
- Quick Hits
- Fucked Up News: Boy Beaten By Wife's Boyfriend Over Video Game
- Sound Clip Corner: Racist Granny and Crazy Toothless Prostitute


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TGR Episode 5 - The Best Little Gaming Podcast In Texas

Yep.  That guy is probably from Texas.

It's been a whirlwind of a week here in the Twisted Gamer household.  I sold a car I've had for 10 years, I finally got all the money needed to make beer, and I'm ramping up for a big cookout for Memorial Day.  On today's show, we get back into the heat of things and talk about digital prices being the same on launch day as a retail copy of the game, EA's got a scheme not unlike something we've seen before (*cough* Call of Duty Elite), and we touch briefly on E3 2012 coming up in a few weeks.


On today's Twisted Gamer Radio:

- Why Do They Charge The Same (Retail vs. Digital)?
- EA Closing Official Battlefield 3 Servers
- No Valve Announcements At E3 2012
- Rumor: Xbox 720 Already In Manufacturing
- Fucked Up News: Man Trades Video Game Cheats For Child Porn
- Sound Clip Corner: Crazy Woman Rants About Gays and When Slappin' A Bitch Goes Wrong

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Goodbye Old Friend.......

I never thought this day would happen.  That one day I would do this.  But alas, I went and did it.

I was one of the very few who held on for as long as I did, but sadly, it was time to say goodbye.  And the amazing thing is, the story of how it came to be, is just as interesting as it came to go out.  I bequeath my torch unto "66" and my good buddies Chris and Dave, as well as Paul from the MINI club.  Everyone I know from the "original" group has either sold theirs or moved on to MINI 2.0 or 3.0.

For as long as I can remember, I’ve had a MINI.  In my circle of friends (both through acquaintances, family friends, distant relatives, and new ones), I became the guy with the MINI.  Every time I would see these people after a long hiatus, I was always asked, “Hey! Do you still have that little MINI Cooper?”  And like clockwork and without missing a beat, I would always say, “Yep, still got him.”

TGR Episode 4 - The Xbox Sucks Rap Vol. 3

Every once in awhile something gets inside Dalyn's ass and he has to write lyrics for an Xbox Sucks Rap.  We did it long ago, and we're up to Volume 3 now with his incredibly funny renditions.  I even poke fun that with all of the gangsta rap that came out back in the day, they wrote from the heart, about their upbringing in the 'hood and rapping about the hardships they had to go through.  Dalyn's hardships are having to put up with a "lackluster piece of shit system" called the Microsoft Xbox 360.  Enjoy today's show kiddies.  It's a doozie!

On today's Twisted Gamer Radio:

- Fat Guy Rants About Diablo III Error 37
- Minecraft Creator Says EA's "Destroying" Gaming
- Report: Activision Pays Out $42 Million To Former Devs
- Comcast Fucking Things Up For Sony Streaming
- Fucked Up News:  Transporting An Xbox And Cocaine The Hard Way
- Sound Clip Corner: Krispy Kreme Rapper and Fat Dude Pissed About Buffet


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TGR Episode 3 - A Contract To Play Your 360? No Thanks.

Someone is having a FABULOUS DAY! Dalyn is home right now alone with 4 of his kids, so we weren't able to record this week, but last week we sat down and did a "double show" - recording two episodes. This is the second show we did that day. We were almost talked out, and we might seem a little rushed, but I still think we put a great show on record.

On today's Twisted Gamer Radio:

- Waiters Give Black Patrons Bad Service
- Dead Baby Pills For Your Health!
- Signing A Contract To Play Xbox
- Quick Hits
- Fucked Up News:  Old Man Chokes Kid For Call Of Duty Kill
- Sound Clip Corner:  "How Your Pussy Works" and "I Got Bronchitis"

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TGR Episode 2 - Three Grandmas And Douchey Tim

There are no words that need to be said to describe the reason I chose that picture or the fact that Douchey Tim is back.  He's on the show today.  Enjoy it if you can.  I certainly did not like it.


On today's Twisted Gamer Radio:
- Grandparent's Give Awkward Congrats To Wedding Couple
- Woman Donates Kidney To Boss, Then Gets Fired By Boss
- Douchey Tim Returns!
- Kids Get Drunk On Hand Sanitizer, It Cleans The Insides
- Fucked Up News:  Sex Offender Steals Video Games From Cancer Kids
- Sound Clip Corner:  Jack Off To Facebook Song and 3 Grandma's Watch The Kardashian Sex Tape


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Sometimes Immersion Goes Too Far

I love AAA title video games.  Well, most of them.  Some franchises today are considered AAA only because they made it to the second or third iteration in a franchise.  By that time gamers have figured out the formula and it's just gotten to the point of being stale (I'm looking at you Killzone 3, Gears 3, and Uncharted 3).  Being a AAA title doesn't immediately mean you'll have a great story (Killzone), great writing (Gears), or great gunplay (Uncharted) in your game.

Let me be clear though:  I don't want my little gripes to get lost in the fact that these are still great fucking games, and well worth your money and time, even if they have little flaws.