February 15, 2012

Top 5 Worst Video Game Jobs

We’ve all had shitty jobs in our employment history.  Maybe not as bad as an elephant excrement catcher, but we all worked at the really low paying pizza delivery gig, or we had to rewind video tapes at the movie rental store on the overnight shift.  Hell, I’m betting some of you out there are reading this in that shitty job right now - as in at this very second.  You know what I’m talking about.
Video games on the other hand are the release we so desperately need from those shit-tastic jobs.  Sadly, a few of those crappy jobs have been put into those video games.  You might not have seen them while you were playing, but they were there, secretly behind the scenes (or I just made them up because it would be fun).  Read on for the full list.

February 13, 2012

The Most Boring Video Game Ever.....

In a normal city bus situation, you could run into a laundry list of crazy characters.  From weird homeless dudes who smell of piss, to crazy asians who don’t speak a word of English and smell of burned fried rice, you’re going to find it on a public transit bus.  But here in City Bus Simulator 2010, you’re just going to take Peggie (and other mindless patrons) from her accounts receivable job back to her shitty workplace at the trucking company on 5th Avenue.

February 11, 2012

Week's Pay For A Hard Day's Work

No, this is not me.  I had a better laptop than he had.

I don't think I've ever told this story to too many people before.  Not because it's not interesting or funny, but because it's time has passed.  It just wasn't relevant anymore after the news broke a story on this employer and their scheme.  After that, I don't see how this company could stay in business and continue to do what they were doing.  And before you say anything, no, I wasn't a callboy manwhore on Harry Hines Blvd (a notorious street in Dallas for hookers).  I was merely a young lad looking for a job who had just stepped out into the huge metropolis that is Dallas, Texas.